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Post by Karo on Nov 12, 2010 11:54:16 GMT -1
cheese is a bit shit in my opinion. BURN THE HERETIC!
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Post by sallybrids on Nov 17, 2010 16:28:30 GMT -1
I'm Sal. I hold the future of the next generation in my hands by teaching them stuff about Shakespeare and Willy Russell - prime skills needed to survive in the world today. I'm a firm believer in pessimism - that way mediocre events are a pleasant surprise rather than a let down. I also truly believe that sarcasm is the way forward in all situations, including hostage negotiations. I like cheese but not the mouldy variety. I am tormented on a daily basis by my allergy to red wine, coffee and chocolate. I'm a redheaded, scorpio celt which would explain my terrible temper if I believed in any of that shite.
Hello.
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Post by Kez on Nov 18, 2010 13:01:06 GMT -1
Suppose i should do a bit of waffling about myself rather than just dash the hope and dreams of others...and i guess I'd start by saying i enjoy dashing the hopes and dreams of others. if im going to be miserable i dont see why i shouldnt drag others down with me. when im not bullshitting about dashing peoples dreams i can generally be found watching sport. shamrock rovers and arsenal being my two most prominent addictions. dvds, music, books & cinema all click the boxes and a load of other crap i wont bore ye with. i enjoy hearing about dwarves but have no specific liking for them beyond that. cheese is a bit shit in my opinion. i collect all my copper coins in an old tin i got a bottle of jack daniels in and i dread the day i have to count them all. eggs are the best food on the planet by the way I like it when it's melted but not raw. Cheese that is. Not eggs or dwarves.
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Post by jp on Nov 24, 2010 15:59:07 GMT -1
My name is Kerry. I am 33 and three quarters. I’m shit at maths but I love ice cream, Frightened Rabbit, vodka, football and the Pret Christmas sandwich. I hate Cashley Cole, pebble dash, 3 for 2 offers (what was wrong with 2 for 1???), the tube during rush hour and when your pants lose their elastic and go grey in the wash. I once broke my arm trying to ski with a broomstick. In my spare time I’m supposed to be writing but I invariably end up watching X Factor or the endless loop of Friends on E4. I’m hoping to make friends and recruit for my cult. talk to me about this pret xmas sandwich doigee, love new products me
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Post by jp on Nov 24, 2010 16:01:07 GMT -1
Hi, I'm Debbie...I'm originally Canadian but am now a Londoner. I sit on the fence when it comes to dwarves but I do love a good nipple tassel. I'm 4 months pregnant with my 2nd baby but look about 8 months pregnant so I'm told. I love most American Drama shows from HBO, most angry men with guitars, red wine, travelling, ice hockey and the MIGHTY ARSENAL. I despise people who won't give me a seat on London transport regardless of how far I stick my belly out, most female solo artists, Star Trek and Star Wars equally and have a history of bearing my breasts in public. Welcome! congratulations on the incoming number two deb xx
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Post by jp on Nov 24, 2010 16:06:26 GMT -1
my name is jeff, im a single 37 year essex male living in spain, i like all the usual working class stuff like drink, fags, gambling etc. i like travel, i like boxing and strangely im starting to like people which must mean i becoming happier as i get older.
that felt like blind date.
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Post by tc on Nov 24, 2010 16:44:19 GMT -1
Doesn't it just, lol.
I bet no-one new has come to this forum.. *little sigh*
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Post by katyr on Nov 24, 2010 16:46:14 GMT -1
We need to start recruiting more aggressively.
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Post by jp on Nov 24, 2010 16:57:06 GMT -1
hypnosis or sumthing, pies, give away pies, everyone like pies, offer em a pie then take it away at the last minute and sling in em in a cage.
that'll work.
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Post by macca on Nov 24, 2010 17:01:30 GMT -1
or cake. everyone likes cake. anyone any ideas how to get people in? aggressive or otherwise
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Post by tc on Nov 24, 2010 17:53:37 GMT -1
I tweeted and Facebooked but got no response. Did anyone post at the old bb?
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Post by katyr on Nov 24, 2010 18:14:45 GMT -1
I can't, I got banned for no reason.
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Post by marg on Nov 24, 2010 20:02:01 GMT -1
want me to nip round?
fear not, i jest.
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Post by Kez on Nov 24, 2010 20:26:31 GMT -1
My name is Kerry. I am 33 and three quarters. I’m shit at maths but I love ice cream, Frightened Rabbit, vodka, football and the Pret Christmas sandwich. I hate Cashley Cole, pebble dash, 3 for 2 offers (what was wrong with 2 for 1???), the tube during rush hour and when your pants lose their elastic and go grey in the wash. I once broke my arm trying to ski with a broomstick. In my spare time I’m supposed to be writing but I invariably end up watching X Factor or the endless loop of Friends on E4. I’m hoping to make friends and recruit for my cult. talk to me about this pret xmas sandwich doigee, love new products me It's this! www.pret.com/menu/new_food_at_pret/the_pret_christmas_lunch_3670.shtmI don't usually like pre packed sangers but this is well nice.
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Post by Chris on Nov 26, 2010 21:51:41 GMT -1
We need to start recruiting more aggressively. Oi, you. Yes you cunt face. Get over here and start posting on this forum 'relse I'll kick ya face in. Will that do?
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Post by Sam7 on Nov 30, 2010 7:16:44 GMT -1
Nah that's far too friendly.
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Post by marg on Nov 30, 2010 10:32:22 GMT -1
i say we send in someone without any priors to unleash a charm offensive. or a right pain in the arse that'll send them legging despite themselves.
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Post by marg on Nov 30, 2010 10:35:20 GMT -1
not looking at anyone in particular *smooths brow with thumb and index finger*
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Post by Kez on Nov 30, 2010 10:39:13 GMT -1
This reminds me of the time when I was about 15 and we were trying to decide between us who would be the person to ask a passerby who looked over 18 to buy us alcohol from the off licence.
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Post by marg on Nov 30, 2010 10:51:20 GMT -1
an experience resurrected in the states when i was 21 while my comrades inched away slowly from 20. ah. the power and the glory.
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Post by dfw on Nov 30, 2010 13:35:14 GMT -1
We should ask Lembit Opik to join, he's up for ANYthing.
Did anyone see on Twitter Lily Allen called a Daily Mail journalist a c**t and then she had to amend her tweet because the journo threatened legal action? It's apparently because of an article she wrote claiming that Lily Allen was arranging her wedding to "take her mind off" her tragic miscarriage. I thought about trying to arrange a Twitter Spartacus event where all Lily's followers retweeted the oiffending tweet. She can't sue EVERYone can she?
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Post by debyvr on Dec 5, 2010 8:49:26 GMT -1
Have we actually had any newbies?
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Post by ange on Dec 17, 2010 14:10:39 GMT -1
Hmmm, i'm a bit of a bint, and probably shouldn't introduce myself however here goes. I have alot of downfalls, like i'm scottish, so when i talk i sound like a gibbering twat. I work in the care field, gawd help those poor people. I find humour in the strangest things. I think way too much about things for it to be healthy. I hate arguing as it upsets my Libran longing for balance and harmony. So yup i'm one of those annoying cunts who for the most part sits on the fence and can see it from both sides. I say for the most part as i'm annoying loyal to those that i have a connection to, and would gladly stand with them during any battle of any sorts. I can be way too emotional, and soft. I love music, even the stuff deemed 'depressing', in fact i have a huge love for that kind of music. I love karaoke, though i'm really shy when singing and only sing in front of family, close friends. I have a thing for socks, love groovy ones. Also handbags. I think cheese is yummy when i'm in the mood for it, when i'm not i could see it far enough. I like a drink and a blether, in fact when i've had a drink i tend to not shut up, yip i'm one of those bawbags. I have two whippets, Louie and Lottie whom i heart muchly. Oh and i'm currently engaged to a woman.
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Post by henriette on Dec 17, 2010 15:10:56 GMT -1
I'm rather disappointed you didn't mention anything about nipple tassels and boobage shaking, Ange
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Post by ange on Dec 17, 2010 15:19:43 GMT -1
I was waiting till after the watershed.
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Post by Sara on Dec 22, 2010 23:03:24 GMT -1
I'm Sara and I was away from here for waaaaaaaay too long (which in addicted bunker-speak is anything over a month.) I'm 27. I live in Montana, but I was in Washington State for 7 years. Married. 2 kids, no more. 1 recently deceased cat and an insane, very much alive dog. I'm nearing 10 years in knowing some people here, and probably at least 5 years for everyone else. Old timer. Which is nice. I write. Fiction, music stuff, art stuff, book reviews. No one pays me for it yet, but I do get sent free books. I am congratulating Deb on Baby #2 because I didn't know until now! (And I remember when she moved from Canada to England!) I like decent beer, cheap but not horrible red wine, am ambivalent towards dwarves (yet think of Katy and Henriette every time one is mentioned), and I love cheese, but am sadly lactose intolerant. And I'm borderline evangelical about Noel Gallagher and you can very well shut it if you're going to try and convince me otherwise. Also, I talk too much about myself. As you were.
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Post by debyvr on Dec 23, 2010 7:22:57 GMT -1
Awww, t hanks Sara - you do have a good memory, it was over 9 years ago
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Post by Bob M. on Aug 22, 2011 14:55:38 GMT -1
I'm Bob.
If you don't know my by now, you will never never never know me. Oooh. Oooh.
I'm a fella. I'm short of witticisms today (most days. always. okay, shut it katyr, we get it).
Only keen on dwarves when they're armed with axes and spouting fake, poncy languages. I'm mad about real beer (not that corporately manufactured fizzy yellow water nonsense), I shoot some mediocre photos occasionally and I've been known to be known.
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Post by Bob M. on Aug 22, 2011 14:58:15 GMT -1
or cake. everyone likes cake. I quite hate cake. I resent it, actually. I'd like to see it banned universally. I once got in a fistfight with a 3-tier devil's food... 11 rounds of the hardest hitting, toughest battle you'll ever see. Hey, cake: feck off ye spongy, sugary murderer!
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Post by Bob M. on Aug 22, 2011 15:00:41 GMT -1
And I'm borderline evangelical about Noel Gallagher and you can very well shut it if you're going to try and convince me otherwise. "Borderline"? Really? I'd say nearing-need-for-intervention-stalker-level-line, really... also: otherwise
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