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Post by Kez on Apr 9, 2010 8:17:24 GMT -1
Yay macca *High five*
Imagine if they do win, we'll be there!
yeah alright they probably won't but still. A day in the sun (hopefully) drinking pints in Goonerland. Hurrah!
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Post by macca on Apr 9, 2010 10:09:50 GMT -1
savage!
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Post by Kez on Apr 9, 2010 10:29:37 GMT -1
What about deadly?
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Post by macca on Apr 9, 2010 11:18:34 GMT -1
rapihhh!!
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Post by isabellaanja on Apr 10, 2010 13:22:29 GMT -1
My Villa are playing Chelsea (again) today. Very, very nervous, but just as excited about it too. I do know it's not a huge match in the grand scale of things, but it's huge for me. I'm really hoping for a more realistic score than last time. The gooner brother is still annoyed by that result, because "your lot cost the premiership" apparently My bloomoon brother is quite pleased with his team this year. I joined a few fantasy leagues this season in work, (doing very badly ) but on the upside as a result my Dad has developed a more dedicated appreciation of all things football, including Sky sports news ;D
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Post by Kez on Apr 12, 2010 7:34:00 GMT -1
Ah Tina, really sorry to see that result. The pitch was shocking and that tackle by Terry on Milner was disgraceful.
Very much cheered by the Pompey v. Tottenham result though, hurrah!
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Post by Kez on Apr 13, 2010 8:30:20 GMT -1
Hurrah have found someone to watch the match with me tomorrow! The 19 year old trainee lawyer who recently just started here said he'd cancel dinner with his friend and watch it with me
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Post by macca on Apr 13, 2010 9:08:53 GMT -1
good stuff kezzy....what slef respecting 19 year old would go for dinner with a friend over drinking and football anyway
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Post by Kez on Apr 13, 2010 9:12:47 GMT -1
Exactly! And also one of the AVPs here (who has an Arsenal season ticket grrrr) said he might come along too. I'm finding Arsenal people all over the shop!
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Post by Kez on Apr 14, 2010 15:30:43 GMT -1
Awww it's actually quite cool seems that a fair few people are interested in going to this now. Funny they don't really have nights out here so it's nice to break the ice a bit with people.
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Post by Kez on Apr 15, 2010 7:07:21 GMT -1
well fuckit anyway.
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Post by isabellaanja on Apr 19, 2010 17:04:06 GMT -1
Gutted for Arsenal, and City this past weekend. Bored of it all now to be honest. Hand one of the evil top 2 the premiership trophy, and let's get on with the World Cup please.
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Post by Kez on Apr 20, 2010 7:12:39 GMT -1
Well said that woman! It's funny how two very bad losses can seem like a lifetime. I'm over it as well. Although macca and I are off to the last game of the season against Fulham so looking forward to that
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Post by macca on Apr 20, 2010 10:25:21 GMT -1
Although macca and I are off to the last game of the season against Fulham so looking forward to that volcanic ash cloud permitting
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Post by Kez on Apr 20, 2010 11:46:32 GMT -1
Ah shite
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Post by Dave G on Apr 22, 2010 7:29:26 GMT -1
This was written by a Grimsby fan after their 3-0 home defeat to Torquay on Saturday, it’s hilarious and made me laugh as I was reading it!
If ever you think things are desperate for your club, think of this...
Now I’m as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this twat of a football club, but after this afternoon’s latest capitulation it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee – we’re fucked. Down. Goners. Non-league. To be honest I didn’t know how it would affect me, it’s not like it hasn’t been coming, but tonight I just feel absolutely deflated. Absolutely fucking devastated.
I can’t get away from these emotions, I just want the whole world to just fuck off and leave me alone. To help me come to terms with this whole mess, I’ve decided to compile a list of everyone and everything I want to fuck off most of all.
For starters, work can fuck off. If they think I’m going to be there on Monday morning they’ve got another thing coming. No way am I going in to spend time dealing with cunts that I can barely stand being with when I’m in a good mood, let alone this crushing feeling of anger, frustration and outright metaphorical-kicked-in-the-bollocks-ness.
Plastic Premier League fans can fuck off. I just spoke to my Manchester United supporting neighbour (who incidentally, has been to Old Trafford before – twice) about Town’s predicament. You know what he said? “I know how you feel; it’s like when we failed to win a trophy in ‘95”. NO IT FUCKING WELL IS NOT!
He no longer has a face.
The girlfriend can definitely fuck off. Her best attempt at consolation – “I don’t know why you’re bothered; you knew they were shit anyway”. Yes love, but they’re MY shit team. They’ve been MINE for pretty much as long as I’ve been able to wipe my own arse, and they’ll be MINE for as long as I’m alive (or at least, until I’m no longer able to wipe my own arse). Truth is, watching my team win does things for me that no woman can. If push comes to shove and I’m horny, I can always have a wank.
Barrow can fuck off. I’ve been all over the country and beyond to watch my team, but frankly I just don’t have the stomach to visit any town which makes Scunthorpe look like fucking St. Tropez.
Dad, you can fuck off. This is your fault. Your idea. You introduced me to this shower of shit. “Come with me to Blundell Park”, you said, “Come and support the boys”. What could I do? I was fucking four, what choice did I have? Why not get me hooked on Heroin whilst you were at it? I could have gone with mum shopping for bras and knickers at British Home Stores, but no, you knew best.
Granted, I’d have probably grown up a homosexual but surely even being simultaneously buggered two guys named Seth and Quentin couldn’t hurt like this.
Seeing as we’re on the subject of homosexuality, Gok Wan can fuck off. No particular reason, I just plain don’t like the annoying, goggle-eyed cunt.
The F.A. can fuck off. Not for supplying us, week-in, week- out, with inept referee after inept referee, but for imposing sensible financial rules on all clubs in League Two. How many clubs in this division have been into administration this season? Not one. How many points deducted? Not one. How the fuck else are we supposed to avoid relegation – footballing merit? We didn’t have to last season, so why spoil the fun now?
The World Cup can fuck off – I don’t care anymore.
My local pizza shop can fuck off. I ordered a 12” Pepperoni over an hour ago, and where the fuck is it? Are they trying to fucking fly it to me or something?
Sky Sports can fuck off. Nothing personal, but there’ll be little need for me next season with no Town to be found anywhere. Ooh, Bolton versus Wolves, LIVE. I think I’ll pass...
The radio can fuck off. On my way home from the match, whilst driving down the M180, I caught three completely separate stations playing ‘Down’ by Jay Sean at the exact same fucking time. The song’s the best part of a year old, how the fuck does that happen by coincidence!?
My Nan’s old lucky Buddha that used to sit in her front room can fuck off. When I was a kid I held it in my hands and wished for Town to be in the Premier League. I meant the proper one you fat cunt, not the one occupied by Histon, Eastbourne and for fuck’s sake, Ebbsfleet, wherever that is.
Tonight can fuck off. I’ve had enough of trying to cope with my emotions; the time has come for oblivion. I haven’t kept any booze in the house since an occasion known only as ‘That Night’ by myself and the missus, but suffice to say that the toilet duck and luminous blue mouthwash are looking like stronger propositions by the minute.
Most of all though, the last 10 years can fuck off. In that time I’ve watched my team fall from the top of the Championship into non-league nothingness. We’ve gone from one great big fuck up to the next without even coming up for air, and today is just the big, fuck off cherry on top.
One thing I’m sure of though is that we WILL be back. When it comes down to it, a football club is basically just a set of supporters, and frankly what I’ve learned in the last few years is that this one has some of the best. We’ve had to put up with some shit, haven’t we boys, but in spite of all of that the future is still bright – it’s fucking black and white.
Grimsby ‘til I die...
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Post by Kez on Apr 22, 2010 7:39:26 GMT -1
Hmmm he sounds like a bit of a cunt in fairness. Although on the brighter side it does put Arsenal's (hopefully) third place finishing position into perspective
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Post by Kez on Apr 27, 2010 14:29:42 GMT -1
I dunno who I want to win it now. On one hand you have horrible smug arrogant United. Then on the other hand it's bloody Chelsea and horrible Cashley Cole and all that lot.
I think on balance, I probably want Chelsea to win it. They have played really well this season and got some impressive wins.
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Post by macca on Apr 27, 2010 19:16:39 GMT -1
i dont give a shite about liverpools 18 titles record but id hate for united to get 4 in a row so ill have to cheer chelsea
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Post by Kez on Apr 28, 2010 7:17:18 GMT -1
Yeah I think the look on their sad little faces would be worth it
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Post by Kez on Jul 28, 2010 14:37:55 GMT -1
Not long til the start of the season ;D Going to Arsenal v. Celtic this Sunday for the Emirates Cup with one of the guys from work who is pretty sound. Will be good to see what this Chamakh fella is all about
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Post by Kez on Aug 13, 2010 8:50:06 GMT -1
So no Van Persie or Fabregas for the opening match against Liverpool apparently. Fuck.
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Post by Dave G on Aug 13, 2010 9:21:13 GMT -1
That's not fuck from where I'm sat
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Post by Kez on Aug 13, 2010 9:24:54 GMT -1
lmao! I bet it's not. You've no Torres though
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Post by Dave G on Aug 13, 2010 9:43:24 GMT -1
Who needs him...we've got David N'Gog lmao
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Post by Kez on Aug 13, 2010 9:59:02 GMT -1
hahaha! Well hopefully our new striker will come good....
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Post by Dave G on Aug 15, 2010 17:35:11 GMT -1
Of all the people to make a mistake, Pepe is about the LAST person you would think of. Ah well, I reckon a point a piece was about the right result in the end.
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Post by Kez on Aug 16, 2010 7:16:45 GMT -1
Agreed Dave. You came out fighting in the second half while we were always chasing it right til the end. Means I can still speak to the boyfriend who is also a Liverpool fan You were right about Ngog though ;D
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Post by Kez on Oct 7, 2010 8:02:06 GMT -1
I'm doing the Wem-ber-ley tour this Saturday. Am going to go in my Arsenal shirt and represent the team as they probably won't get their hands on it...
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Post by macca on Oct 7, 2010 17:39:55 GMT -1
I'm doing the Wem-ber-ley tour this Saturday. Am going to go in my Arsenal shirt and represent the team as they probably won't get their hands on it... less of the negitivity there kezzeroo
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